World of World of Warcraft

I didn't mean to jump in right in front of Jeff's post, but this is just too good. Please scroll down and read about they Wonder/Travesty that is Volo, IL. And by please scroll down I mean after you watch this (make sure you watch to the end, there are two clips):


'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

LARPing

For those of you unfamiliar with this concept, LARPing stands for Live-Action Role Playing, it's where you dress up like Dungeons & Dragons characters and fight with cardboard swords and axes, all the while throwing spells, represented in a number of hilarious ways. I don't quite understand why live-action roleplayers would allow themselves to be filmed, but luckily for us they have.

The following video came to my attention because it is the basis of a Carleton GOP cheer. The way the cheer works is that everyone starts by quietly saying "lightning bolt," and then it gradually builds up to everyone screaming "DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!" You'll see why:



And now the same battle scene, except seen through the eyes of a true LARPer:



This next video is just hilarious. Magic Missile is a level-1 D&D spell, or so I hear:



Bald Spot at midnight. Bring fake beards and chainmail.

Under the Table and The Red Menace

So. This is the story of my roommate. When I came back to my room he was already about 3 beers in, which was half way to his 6-drink capacity. He was playing some beirut, taking shots, falling down, and fighting somewhere in the meantime, all of this taking well above his maximum. Then he found the fan.

First he just humped it for a while, then he decided it was a better pillow.

Shortly after that the absolute chaos began, and I escaped as my hapless drunk roommate was wildly flailing to escape a headlock in the hallway. When I returned about an hour later with my other roommate, (i live in a triple), we came across this hilarious image.

What you can't see in this picture are the crumpled up beer cans he's sleeping on and that his hair is dripping wet from all the beer poured on it. Somehow he made it on to his top bunk in the middle of the night, but that's still kind of a mystery.

Also, here's a picture of me that has been dubbed "The Red Menace."

Now there were a couple of circumstances leading to the pigment perfectly captured in this photo:

1. Alcohol

2. Face cream that closes my pores

3. Two long-sleeve button-down shirts being worn at the same time.

4. Crowded room

Anyways, hilarious.

Fat Kid Falls Down

Let me first say that I unconditionally love any and all people of size. Unfortunately there aren't hilarious youtube videos of thin people falling down. Just type "fat kid falls down" into your Youtube search box and laugh for hours. You will find that thin kid falls down, will have much less satisfactory results. Here are some of my favorites:

Fat Kid DDR


Fat Kid Falls for Peer Pressure (literally)


Fat Kid Reaches for Rainbow and Falls Short


Slip N Slide Rejects Fatty


Fat Boy attempts to scare sister, gets owned


Fat Kid incurs nasty fall from van


Fat Swimmer has Diving Mishap


Adorably Chubby Child Falls off Log Thanks to Traitorous Friend


Fat Boy Suffers on Rollercoaster to Delight of Mother


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Love Lessons from Mr. Spock (Hilarious)

Blessed is the morning sun

That lights

Your smiling eyes

Blessed are your shining eyes

That touch

My warming heart

Blessed is my joyous heart

That beats

Within your love

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These words are for you

To have

To hold

To keep from now on

Forever

I love you

Need you

I need your laughter

I need your love

Need your warmth

Because

I care about you

And

I love you

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I know

That there is nothing

in this world

That you wouldn't do

if I asked you to

And I would do

The same for you

That's right, all these and more can be found in the latest and greatest poetry anthology of America's leading science-fiction actor turned romantic poet, Leonard Nimoy. You hear me right, it's A Lifetime of Love: Poems on the Passages of Life by Leonard Nimoy, and it's coming to a bargain book bin near you!

This is not a joke. I found this for $2.99 at my local borders. Contrary to what you may be thinking, I did not buy it for Nimoy's clever wordplay and passionate couplets, I bought it to be one of those books I can keep on my bookshelf at college, the kind of book that is so horrendously awful and pathetically hilarious that whenever anyone notices it, they're going to laugh for about a minute half. Also, I plan on getting drunk and reading it aloud to my roommate. I'm sorry Charlie, that's just how it's going to be. I strongly recommend buying this book, as the laughs it gets will well be worth the $4 you pay for it. And remember, next time you and your love-mate are in the mood, Spock says:

Live long, and prosper. And use a rubber.