Do you have a beard? Do ya? Well, do ya? Is it a thick, full, bushy one that you send daily pictures of to your undoubtedly hot girl(boy)friend?
Unlikely. We know why you're here. Guys with real beards spend their lives eating off of jewel-encrusted platters, receiving blank checks from venture capitalists, and sleeping around with film actress Megan Fox and her more attractive siblings.
No, my friends, this is a blog for scraggly-haired you, or should I say, scraggly-haired us.
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