Abdominal

So if you like either hip-hop, Canadians, or Judaism, you'll probably like Abdominal, who is, surprisingly enough, a Canadian Jewish rapper. He has a ridiculous vocabulary and spits mad rhymes while rarely taking breaks. His repeated partnerships with the fantastic DJ Format ensure that he always has a sick beat to bust his tech to. Enjoy these videos:

Abdominal Workout



Vicious Battle Raps: DJ Format Feat. Abdominal



And my personal favorite, 3 Feet Deep: DJ Format Feat. Abdominal and MC D-Cisive. This is one of my favorite music videos ever.



If you've been converted, you can buy his album here

Dave Koz, Best Sax Player Ever, or DOUBLE Best Sax Player Ever

Now as you watch this, it is important to realize one crucial thing, Dave Koz is a huge tool. You can just imagine middle-aged women creaming their jeans to this. That's when it gets really funny.

Here are some things to look for:

- Tiny phallic saxophone
- Unnecessary dancing
- Facial expressions that go along with the music, meant to imply "soul"
- Roundhouse kicks to emphasize certain notes
- The bass player who is stoned out of his gourd
- Dave Koz sneaking up behind the bass player and playing behind his leg
- Dave challenges the bass player to a "battle," but never actually lets him play and instead invades his personal space.
- Obscenely long high note with equally preposterous angle of both back and saxophone


Spread the word, people. Dave Koz 08.